Your Vagina Isn’t Junk

Sometime between the birth of my first child & perimenopause, I missed the memo: Stupid Euphemisms for Vagina. I am stumped. When did we start calling our parts ‘junk’? In the irreverent voice of modern society, is adult potty talk masking self-hatred or just an attempt to find a cheap laugh and a decent orgasm? Motives don’t matter in the long run, at least not to my nether region. Yoni is very vocal about her preferences,...

Hard Truths About Perpetual Erections

An erection that lasts for hours is not a recipe for pleasure. It’s a medical emergency. This is a semi-hard true tale about penises and pills. Years ago, I worked as a consultant in pharmaceutical sales. I remember the frenzy in the field when another company launched Viagra. As soon as the world’s most famous bone builder popped, every other rep was hard pressed to get doctors to pay attention to what the pills they were peddling. Damned if...

Sperm Wars and Scramble Eggs

The latest assaults on the family jewels, and how you can keep yours sparkling bright. Scratch the surface of sexual health studies and you’ll find some disturbing news.  Your reproductive health and wellbeing is being monkeyed with whether or not you wanted to be in an experiment. Infertility is rising, sperm counts are shrinking. 90% of pregnant women have toxins in their bodies (according to CDC reports); 43% of women have a sexual disorder;...

Three Dangerous Chemicals in Your Relationship

The number one challenge facing ecosexuals today is convincing others to clean up their acts. Of love, that is. You may think you are doing it right. Chance are, you are doing it with dangerous chemicals lurking around your best intentions. That’s the icky news. The good news is that making love naturally and restoring your libido is easier than you think. It starts in an unlikely place. First, play along as a script reader. The following...