Hard Truths About Perpetual Erections

An erection that lasts for hours is not a recipe for pleasure. It’s a medical emergency. This is a semi-hard true tale about penises and pills. Years ago, I worked as a consultant in pharmaceutical sales. I remember the frenzy in the field when another company launched Viagra. As soon as the world’s most famous bone builder popped, every other rep was hard pressed to get doctors to pay attention to what the pills they were peddling. Damned if...

Indian Time | Anger Management the Antidote to Modern Living

There’s nothing swithe about Mark’s keen observations about time and troubles. He meanders to the point, but that’s the goal afterall, especially when we all could use a little more ‘O’ in our… One of my favorite pictures is of a clockface with the numbers in random order. The caption reads “Indian Time.” Five years ago, I wouldn’t have understood that. I do now. You hear it at powwows all the time....

Laugh Lines | On Desirability, Size and Sex Appeal | Madison Avenue Pretty Boys (NSFW)

Mark takes aim at our common enemy: the ever elusive ideal of ‘perfection’, and ends up asking that age old question: does size really matter? Depends, of course, on what organ you are referring to. Bottom line: this cock crows about the women who taught him love and sex from the inside out. I have a very fond appreciation for the female form. They’re soft and curvy and wonderful to explore and, well, play with. They are even more...

Laugh Lines | On Self-Pleasure, Playboy and Shagging the Old Fat Guy

Pornography is a problem and masturbation is a sin…Laugh Lines takes on the pastor of XXX Church, and after this expose, only one of them will be satisfied. I’ll tell you this: Mark is smiling and he didn’t go blind. There’s a guy who claims to be a pastor at something called the XXX Church. With a name like that, you’re going to attract a huge number of people in this country. When they find out what the message is,...

Mystical Whimsical Eroticism From Ancient India?

“What if your human lover is just about ready to insert a pulsating mass into your forest and rain there,” wrote Mirabai (c. 1498-1550), a female mystic and poet from India, and I can’t help but think that the divine has a sense of humor. Not of the scar-castic flair -  when God created man, she was only kidding, blah, blah, blah – but of the more sublime – when God created sex, she had a smile on her face. But back to that...