Indian Time | Anger Management the Antidote to Modern Living

There’s nothing swithe about Mark’s keen observations about time and troubles. He meanders to the point, but that’s the goal afterall, especially when we all could use a little more ‘O’ in our… One of my favorite pictures is of a clockface with the numbers in random order. The caption reads “Indian Time.” Five years ago, I wouldn’t have understood that. I do now. You hear it at powwows all the time....

Laugh Lines | A Man’s Kiss is His Signature

Mark returns with his ode to kissing, a pleasure it turns out that is passed down from our prehistoric ancestors. And sometimes, our own lips aren’t even involved in these arousing encounters. From Mae West’s quips to the famous image of the anonymous sailor kissing his dame, what is it about lovers pressing their mouths together that turns our primal yearning selves on? People are not the only ones to kiss on the lips. Our randy primate...

Laugh Lines | The Kiss | Forbidden Attraction (Part 1)

Mark reflects on a long ago kiss when seduction, innocence and regret collided in an unexpected way, marking his passage towards manhood. A story with an ending you will want to read introduces the first in a series on kissing. What men love about a woman’s lips, and how the magic of locking lips – firmly, sloppily, tenderly, passionately, elusively and sensuously – is tops on his favorite relationship pastimes. It was a typical early...

Laugh Lines | On Desirability, Size and Sex Appeal | Madison Avenue Pretty Boys (NSFW)

Mark takes aim at our common enemy: the ever elusive ideal of ‘perfection’, and ends up asking that age old question: does size really matter? Depends, of course, on what organ you are referring to. Bottom line: this cock crows about the women who taught him love and sex from the inside out. I have a very fond appreciation for the female form. They’re soft and curvy and wonderful to explore and, well, play with. They are even more...

Laugh Lines | On Self-Pleasure, Playboy and Shagging the Old Fat Guy

Pornography is a problem and masturbation is a sin…Laugh Lines takes on the pastor of XXX Church, and after this expose, only one of them will be satisfied. I’ll tell you this: Mark is smiling and he didn’t go blind. There’s a guy who claims to be a pastor at something called the XXX Church. With a name like that, you’re going to attract a huge number of people in this country. When they find out what the message is,...