What will this be like? Oh that feels really good, hmmm nice I murmur in my mind as my body opens to the sensation of a cool stone in a warm place. Squeeze and swirl, rolling and wandering…Oops. Plop… That wasn’t supposed to happen.
My Egglet is small. I was nervous about getting a larger one. Let kitty ease into things since she’s been acting a bit cranky lately with a minor flair up of vestibulitis. It’s the truth and also an excuse. I’m still not sure how to step past the threshold into digital coitus with a man other than my mate…
I pushed the thought of getting Egglet until the 11th hour. My husband, the man I love and at times am so confounded by, bought it for me. He knows he’s married to the queen of procrastination and so he made sure I arrive with my Jade Egg.
I see his great, conflicted, earthly dedication to me in the gifts that he has always gotten for me. Rings and watches, books and manicures. Even this trip of possible orgasms with others witnessing – his fantasy, not mine – is his way of saying, I love you. Be well. Do what you must to find yourself, me love, even if it’s Out of This World and a Thousand Miles away…
Word Credit: Pamela Madsen, uber diva of Shameless fame. I’m here because she invited me. Cause I said Yes. Cause it was time to stretch past my comfort zone and take that wild dance with my secret erotic self. Cause I need to do this selfish, selfish, shellfish thing for ME, and I may lose sleep and transition to normalcy when I return home and that’s the price I’m willing to pay to awaken my P*ssy Power.
“I assure you that I am not carrying contraband in my hooch. That is an egg. Yes, an egg. A bonafide Jade Badge of P*ssy Power. Kapish?”
Confession time: I’ve often had conversations in my head. As a child, I escaped into Mind to avoid the yelling and fighting. Mind took me away when Body could not. Now Body beckons for me to return to her. Tinamarie, she whispers, it’s time…trust and love and adore your curves and this form, your form, YOU…
Yes, I said before Mind could tell me otherwise. It helped that Soul is lavish with praise and purpose. Soul has a pleasure plan and it includes Body. Heart easily was swayed for the ride. Who wouldn’t want to spend a week in sensual paradise connecting to other women this deeply?
We’ve a full nest of powerful p*ssies belonging to beautiful, funny & daring women. Forgettabout the Housewives of the blah blah over-rated town near you, what is happening between us is real. And what happens in session with my Sexbod is a small part of the magic of this place.
The dread that hovers over women is demystified. We’ve stepped past the threshold and are dancing with our courage, bound up and released, laughing in the face of the judgement and shame we left at the door. Laughter is our balm and there’s so much humor in this room that my delicate bladder is getting a workout.
To pee or not to pee when you laugh so hard you cry, fits of giggles, the girl within each of us fancy free and footloose. It feels so good to be this happy. I give good giggle, I say. My soul sister laughs. We are #bad*ss #justsayin is our mantra.
Which means the eggs must now come out.
There’s a cartoon full of tomorrow’s breakfast on the counter. We whisk the chicken eggs away to be replaced by our smaller Jade ones.
Oh no, you say.
Oh yes, we did. And the reactions of our Sexbods and our mother hen, Pamela, was priceless…
Why am I sharing this so openly? Because I realize that the less I have to hide, the more you can emerge from your slumber. It’s time. It’s time. Women need to finally live and love, integrated and whole, free to connect to their power core. If you want to learn more, I invite you to contact me.
Read more:Getting Naked with Strangers (vol 1) Working out the Kinks (vol 2) On the Scenic Route to Ecstasy (vol 3) Voyeur to Pleasure, Witness to Healing (vol 4) Easy Writher (vol 5) Ecstatic Friendships (vol 6)
Tinamarie is an Intimacy, Love & Libido Mentor for Women. Read more at www.TinamarieBernard.com.
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