Laugh Lines | On Desirability, Size and Sex Appeal | Madison Avenue Pretty Boys (NSFW)

Mark takes aim at our common enemy: the ever elusive ideal of ‘perfection’, and ends up asking that age old question: does size really matter? Depends, of course, on what organ you are referring to. Bottom line: this cock crows about the women who taught him love and sex from the inside out. I have a very fond appreciation for the female form. They’re soft and curvy and wonderful to explore and, well, play with. They are even more...

Make Love, Not Porn | Why the Militant Conservatives and Radical Left Are Both Wrong

“For the first time in human history, the images’ power and allure have supplanted that of real naked women. Today, real naked women are just bad porn.“ Naomi Wolf The first time I made love, I just had to show up with my vagina to rock my young beloved’s world. In reality we explored those new fruits with enthusiasm, joy and curiosity, and an equal amount of hormonal horniness. That we were in love and practiced safe sex together is...

Feminism and the Mainstreaming of Sexual Taboos

When it comes to female sexual submissiveness, one assumption is that women who seek lovers to ‘safely’ demean, bound, gag or ‘force’ them into sexual liaisons must be doing so for a variety of less than congenial reasons: a history abuse, low self-esteem, or lack of self-worth for example. Certainly, no self-respecting feminist would submit to humiliating, kinky sex for the sake of pleasure on purpose – or would she? Time and again, that...

Laugh Lines | On Self-Pleasure, Playboy and Shagging the Old Fat Guy

Pornography is a problem and masturbation is a sin…Laugh Lines takes on the pastor of XXX Church, and after this expose, only one of them will be satisfied. I’ll tell you this: Mark is smiling and he didn’t go blind. There’s a guy who claims to be a pastor at something called the XXX Church. With a name like that, you’re going to attract a huge number of people in this country. When they find out what the message is,...

Mystical Whimsical Eroticism From Ancient India?

“What if your human lover is just about ready to insert a pulsating mass into your forest and rain there,” wrote Mirabai (c. 1498-1550), a female mystic and poet from India, and I can’t help but think that the divine has a sense of humor. Not of the scar-castic flair -  when God created man, she was only kidding, blah, blah, blah – but of the more sublime – when God created sex, she had a smile on her face. But back to that...